By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 18:08 - United States - East Northport

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Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML
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cutycat136 28

I know that a lot of these posts are going to be jokes, but I really am sorry that your first time had to be like that op. That really would suck.

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qdawg06 23

I'm trying so hard to see the positive in this but it is pretty damn hard....

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vikky538 28

That's a heartbreaking sex experience OP

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earthlyscum 19

I mean hey, as shitty as that is I hope the sex was at least decent

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pete9913 23

Sorry OP, but at least you got some before she left.

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fwongraven 10

The morning after I lost my virginity my boyfriend got up, switched his computer on and said, "Right, are you going then?". Horrible man he was.

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dragoongirl90 34

Oh wow that is ****** up. I hope whoever took your virginity gets their karma back 1000 fold.

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lvg_fml 10

Often the first time is overrated. I'm sure someone special will come along and replace this awful memory with lots of good ones

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WHTrunner 4

Daaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnn! That's too cold.

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captainsmegma 12

Think of it as one great exit interview. Thank her for the experience and move on.

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