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By DrugDeal - 09/06/2011 01:24 - Canada

Today, I was under a building overhang to avoid getting drenched by the rain while waiting for the bus. Apparently that corner is notorious for drug dealing, I found this out when a man angrily demanded his drugs and chased me half a block. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 23:48 - United States

Today, I took a two-hour bus ride to get to orientation, got stuck a block away because the pedestrian sidewalk was closed, waited half-an-hour for my ride in the rain, when someone called the cops on me for acting suspicious. I got to the interview soaking wet, and they told me they'd rescheduled. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2013 23:14 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, a tenant in my apartment block told me about a nice shady place behind our building where he often goes to relax. Curious, I went looking for it. It was a quiet and secluded courtyard. At least until a man came out of nowhere waving a hammer in my face, screaming in a foreign language. FML

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By jack1057 - 12/09/2020 01:01 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 20:49 - Germany - Stuttgart

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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By observant - 15/05/2012 14:24 - United States

Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML

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By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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By DudeManBro69 - 01/05/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs, some hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I'd told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML

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By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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sheethapins 13

Thursday 9 June 2011 9:01

At least he didn't think you were a hooker.

Awahso 25

Thursday 9 June 2011 8:47

I hope you defended yourself.

Comments

Awesomeelliot 11

Thursday 9 June 2011 17:25

can someone tell me what "OP" means?

kittykat1497 7

Thursday 9 June 2011 21:29

octopus pants ^_^

DatWhiteGuy 0

Friday 10 June 2011 2:30

Oversized pubes.

totaler166 12

Thursday 9 June 2011 21:57

Do you by any chance live in or around Belleville. Because this sounds like something that would happen here.

thecuriouswho15 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 22:25

RuNnNNnnNn!!

topdawg255 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 22:57

at least you didn't get shot.

LOLbomb 1

Friday 10 June 2011 4:19

Sorry, but the man who chased you was me.

joshuaUNWRITTEN 0

Friday 10 June 2011 4:45

Nxt Time i could go with You to that Bus stop.. You Know, To Keep You safe ;)

pandm101 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 13:48

I want my oxycotton!

laughinggrass420 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 20:38

hey this is op, an the next day the guy picked up his drugs while i watched across the street and he started laughing when he saw me. i guess he realized :P

jagrmeister721 2

Saturday 11 June 2011 22:07

Hilarious. I read this on my phone when I was at the post office and was laughing so hard, people thought I was crazy. The visual of this cracked-out druggie chasing after the OP, not listening to reason that she is not a dealer and has nothing to do with his problem, was great.