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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By loser - 19/06/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML

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By person123abc - 09/12/2010 05:35 - United States

Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:52 - United States

Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML

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By Noname - 15/02/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

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By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 19:07 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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tygerarmy 35

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:37

How? **** those people! I'll celebrate with you OP! What do you wanna do?

victorvldv 8

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:36

Happy Birthday!

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KingBobtheThird 16

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:41

If you're uninvited, then who's birthday are they celebrating? Go anyway, you deserve to be there.

wildgenius 13

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:43

So are you still the same age as before?

kay0807 15

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:48

Happy birthday OP!

introvertguy 15

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:49

it's that possible? Well, Happy Birthday!!

Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:50

Barring some kind of crazy, people generally won't do something like this without a pretty good reason. So I for one feel there is more to the story.

Crystal4 23

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:51

Come over to my house, it's also my birthday. And happy birthday to you!

lifemoments 8

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:51

You can come to my friend's party we will celebrate your birthday !

Puppo 2

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:53

Howwwwwww?!?!!

tormcn 26

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:55

How does that even happen?

brengonerogue 18

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:58

how does that even happen

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