Miscellaneous: Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML - FML

By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By loser - 19/06/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML

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By person123abc - 09/12/2010 05:35 - United States

Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:52 - United States

Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML

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Social distancing

By Noname - 15/02/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

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By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 19:07 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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tygerarmy 35

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:37

How? **** those people! I'll celebrate with you OP! What do you wanna do?

victorvldv 8

Saturday 28 March 2015 19:36

Happy Birthday!

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evanjl4 13

Saturday 28 March 2015 20:38

Same birthday! Happy birthday to you! (And me)

emeraldisle 30

Saturday 28 March 2015 20:38

How does that even happen??

emmshemms 5

Saturday 28 March 2015 20:55

these are the kinds of posts you know are made up

gudey 6

Saturday 28 March 2015 20:55

Happy birthday

chocolatefrog28 29

Saturday 28 March 2015 21:08

It's my birthday too, and my husband is sleeping through it instead of keeping me company now that I'm home from work. Let's go celebrate together!

cappellaaa 23

Saturday 28 March 2015 21:35

wtf?! how does that even happen? haha

shaaza 16

Saturday 28 March 2015 22:33

How is that even possible?? That's just terrible! Screw them OP...and many happy returns of the day :)

mine___turtles10 13

Saturday 28 March 2015 22:35

I'm speechless except for the obvious question: how the hell do you get uninvited to your own party?!

scanner_ca 10

Saturday 28 March 2015 23:28

I couldn't think of any reason at all on how someone gets univited to his/her own birthday party. And why in a world can someone do that is just plain bad.

mcamilli 14

Saturday 28 March 2015 23:38

Its your party! Kick them out!!!

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