Kids: Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried...

By Danielle - 22/08/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML

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By crazycutie1027 - 14/02/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML

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By laughxlove - 23/08/2010 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML

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By Nickel - 01/06/2017 04:00

Today, my mom's friend came over. She brought her son and claimed that we could have bonding time. I ended up chasing the five-year-old around the house for an hour. After they'd left, my mom saw that the little kid had broken a lamp and a clock. She then said I had to pay for it using my money. FML

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Back-seat parenting

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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Pure evil

By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 00:00

Today, my son got in an argument with my boyfriend, packed up his stuff, and moved in with his dad. Not five minutes later I saw my boyfriend doing his stupid happy dance. When angrily confronted, he admitted he orchestrated every argument for months until he got the result he wanted, my son gone. FML

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By anonymous2.0 - 12/10/2012 06:15 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML

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Wise kid

By Anonymous - 23/11/2020 17:02

Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML

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Gold digger

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Moscow

Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML

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Time out

By nooo - 12/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML

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Tetchy

By Brokendishes - 21/08/2022 18:00

Today, my husband broke a set of dishes, told me I had to clean it all up, and stormed out of the house. It’s now 3:30am and he still hasn’t come home. Our 5 year-old son keeps asking about him. What warranted all this? Asking him how his day went. FML

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bigmoney12 3

Monday 22 August 2011 15:55

Aww that's messed up

yankeebaceball 1

Monday 22 August 2011 15:55

Good Idea! You should've given him a dollar to do something to return the favor though!

Comments

prinzess_fml 25

Monday 22 August 2011 16:25

Haha! Was the same when I was a kid. We would sit togethre eating, our parents would have a disagreement, my mum would dramatically run into the room and stay there crying. Then our dad would say "children, go get your mum!". So we had to go there and convince our sobbing mum to come back to the table. I hated it!! :) Oh and yeah, they did divorce eventually.

lokrar789 7

Monday 22 August 2011 16:28

Your husbend sounds like a douchebag and a drunk

IamVexatious 0

Monday 22 August 2011 16:38

drunk? how does he sound like a drunk..yeah he sounds like a douchebag.

fistnazal 10

Monday 22 August 2011 16:41

Lol why a drunk? May I ask

TiSa_fml 0

Monday 22 August 2011 16:31

Lol wow

keshaforever1 14

Monday 22 August 2011 16:36

That is in so many ways wrong.DIVORCE THAT DOUCHEBAG!

jerico616 14

Monday 22 August 2011 16:37

DAMN!!! That's just NOT right!!!

bigdude2137 0

Monday 22 August 2011 17:08

Tats so ****** up u should slam ur husband for wat he did

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 22 August 2011 17:13

Op would it be all right if I take out your husband for good? Dont worry it would be slow, messy and painful

MrsFrenchToast 0

Monday 22 August 2011 17:17

Your husband sucks balls. Do your son a favor and get him a better role model. No real man should get their children involved in that type of situation.