Miscellaneous: Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I...

By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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You deserved it 105 003

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Same thing different taste

Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 440

You deserved it 123

By Anonymous - 11/03/2017 12:00

Today, after a brief FaceTime session, I accidentally texted my father what was meant for my boyfriend. I had to downplay it, but it still made me want to crawl 50 ft below the earth and stay there a few days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 607

You deserved it 1 326

By so sad no dad - 15/08/2019 06:00

Today, while out with my girlfriends, my overbearing boyfriend called and texted my phone over and over. Later, I told him to calm down and stop acting like my dad. He snapped back, "How am I acting like your dad when you don’t have one?" He knows my dad died when I was 10. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 649

You deserved it 296

Memory man

By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 702

You deserved it 123

Mistaken identity

By fmlfmlfml - 20/07/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 101

You deserved it 4 916

By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 738

You deserved it 9 703

Nice view

By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 862

You deserved it 2 751

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 730

You deserved it 2 382

By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 563

You deserved it 2 266

By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 587

You deserved it 31 059

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 25 March 2009 12:49

Lol. Maybe he is going out with you to get to your dad.

kika_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:03

Lol, that kinda sounds like your fault. And by kinda, I mean completely.

Comments

FML_Add1cT 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 5:23

Your fault idiot.

Avenging_Angel 0

Friday 3 July 2009 9:17

Lmao 

BadLuckTuck 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:21

holy crap, how'd you do the squiggly thing?

AtoZandBeyond 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 11:05

Was your dad aroused??? 

sLAUGHTERxx 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 17:10

There are soooo many variations of this FML. It gets annoying reading repeats. And what exactly were you saying to your boyfriend that would give him the urge to say that?! YDI For not using your brain to tell him your dad wanted his phone back and for dating a total ass! I would never date anyone who said rude things about my parents!

Bearish 0

Friday 8 January 2010 17:01

same exact thing has happened to me except i was the guy saying the stuff, it's not that bad of an fml.

ambrz 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 8:46

eww sexting on ur dads phone? gross

kelseyyc 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 2:13

So what is he gonna do to your dad?

kayleighn91 0

Friday 1 April 2011 18:03

haha i had worse my bf acciedently sent my mom a naked photo of me!

SD86 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 9:43

I Lol'ed. YDI.

KeiIshiyama 10

Sunday 28 August 2011 0:56

You deserve everything that happens to you for sexting on your dad's phone. You can save that seductive crap for face-to-face meetings until you have a new phone; it's not that hard to do.