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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 16:17 - Canada

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

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By Mike - 21/02/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

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By fmlguy382 - 22/06/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

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By samrodpuertorico - 13/02/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent urinals the father looked over at me and said, "Don't worry, I've seen smaller." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 18:00

Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML

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Backhanded

By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

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By selfesteemboost - 27/01/2012 17:14 - Belize

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 08:38 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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By blarp - 17/10/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML

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By yepintheladiesroom - 07/06/2014 21:37 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML

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seppi24 1

Thursday 6 October 2011 22:49

say His ex Sent you a Picture of His Penis and thats Why you laughed

Blacksxe 1

Thursday 6 October 2011 22:48

Just say you're laughing at the fact your roommate is jealous of your size.

Comments

hellojuicyhello 5

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:16

Hahaha! What the ****, everyone reads FML while taking a shit? Hahaha

rockman130 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 18:41

rotfl

chels1994 11

Sunday 9 October 2011 19:51

and now you're making me laugh... its a viscous cycle (;

panderluver 0

Monday 10 October 2011 5:19

Hey, if your lucky, your roomate willl tell that to a girl who likes chodes.

JackXsss 8

Monday 10 October 2011 19:55

YOU!!! your fml made me lough now i have the same damn problam!

kaykaykara 4

Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:43

Oh please, it's not about the size of the ship my friends ;)

dantee2005 33

Saturday 1 June 2013 2:55

Looks like u would know. Offense intended ;)

ashleymwall 6

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:59

your life sucks

FLM94 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:12

This should just be a life lesson that the toilet and eletronics dont go together, like that time i droped my gameboy in there :'(

irishman1989 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 5:35

Ahhhhhhhhahahaha. That's funny

javonillom 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 8:07

He's jealous of your size!

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