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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 16:17 - Canada

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

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By Mike - 21/02/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

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By fmlguy382 - 22/06/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

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By samrodpuertorico - 13/02/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent urinals the father looked over at me and said, "Don't worry, I've seen smaller." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 18:00

Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML

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By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

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By selfesteemboost - 27/01/2012 17:14 - Belize

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 08:38 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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By blarp - 17/10/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML

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By yepintheladiesroom - 07/06/2014 21:37 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML

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seppi24 1

Thursday 6 October 2011 22:49

say His ex Sent you a Picture of His Penis and thats Why you laughed

Blacksxe 1

Thursday 6 October 2011 22:48

Just say you're laughing at the fact your roommate is jealous of your size.

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nickbucci1252 0

Friday 7 October 2011 17:50

How does he know and is it

BigStackPoker 0

Friday 7 October 2011 17:57

Today, I was in the bathroom reading this and I laughed out loud so hard I drooled on myself. I'm not sure which of our stories is worse. FML.

403_SRB 0

Friday 7 October 2011 18:07

Say your shit looked like his face that why you were laughing!!!

RuskiManBearPig 4

Friday 7 October 2011 18:14

Your room mate is a dick

chickenpie90 16

Friday 7 October 2011 18:29

This made me laugh :L

pasha135 0

Friday 7 October 2011 20:48

hahaha that's about the only time I read fmls is when I'm on the toilet funny that I read this fml.

SS_Silvy 0

Friday 7 October 2011 23:06

Sure u where...

Tyger44 1

Saturday 8 October 2011 0:07

FYLed by FML

Notfunny168 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 4:25

That is exactly what I am doing right now

konstantinos616 17

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:06

What so now laughing at your penis is a bad thing?

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