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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 16:17 - Canada

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Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML
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seppi24 1

say His ex Sent you a Picture of His Penis and thats Why you laughed

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Blacksxe 1

Just say you're laughing at the fact your roommate is jealous of your size.

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DomoLaDii 8

lol thay was funny!

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lmaoatall 6

Just tell everyone that while you were attempting to pack the beast away, it accidently tickled your underpit.

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hannahcorrine 0

I do that too. Haha

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lmaoatall 6

I do it too! Except I'm in a checkout line reading one of boners comments.

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drchick26 0

Lmfao that's ****** up

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monkeyyyy28 1

How would your roommate know your penis is small....?

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FatMan23 10

because you touch yourself at night.

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RedPillSucks 31

You touch his roommate's penis at night?

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HeXr 22

Reading FML on the toilet is awesome. I am on the toilet right now :)

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samm420 0

Prove him wrong. -wait, you can't. :)

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metallicshadow 16

maybe close the door? (assuming there is one, hopefully) and which of the FMLs made you laugh like that?

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hateevryone 14

why the hell didn't you close the door?

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