By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 16:17 - Canada

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Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML
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seppi24 1

say His ex Sent you a Picture of His Penis and thats Why you laughed

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Blacksxe 1

Just say you're laughing at the fact your roommate is jealous of your size.

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ashie18 0

Maybe the door was closed and wen his room-mate walked past he heard his friend laughing from the bathroom he just decided it would be funny to tell everyone that that's why he was laughing.

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The_creator_fml 2

Next time hes in the bathroom just look down real quick and start singing its a small world after all

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sweetlolixo 1

Reading this made me laugh! You sound cute.

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briaa23 4

hahahahahahahahaha... thats hilarious

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perdix 29

It's funny, but when there's an FML about flat-chested women, a group of guys comes out stating that they prefer small breasts, but when a "teeny peeny" story comes out, you don't see a bunch of girls proclaiming that they go for the little dicks.

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Lolzords 11

@97 Nor do you get guys who say they prefer massive vaginas.

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perdix 29

I haven't seen a massive ****** FML, but I'll bet if there was, a group of guys would come out in favor of them. Chode owners, perhaps.

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RedPillSucks 31

That's when you responded... You said you liked the size when you were sucking it last night. Right? ... Right?

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TheJawsman 18

You know, this wouldn't be an FML if you didn't feel like you had penis issues. If you were a guy who was confident about his size down there, his comment wouldn't bother you so much. In fact, if you were a decent size, you could whip it out and silence the doubters. Hence, your penis is probably average or smaller.

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