Congratulations! You have singlehandedly lowered the mean IQ level across the whole of Norway. As a reward you should be locked in a closet for the weekend with Ghaal and a tube of astroglide.

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I think I've read this one before recently... except it was a lawnmower, not a vaccuum cleaner. No easier to believe though.

who vacuums for 2 hours?????? get a life

how is this shit even possible ...

I still can't believe nobody has mentioned that he spelled "off" wrong. THAT is how stupid this kid is.

I think the people who commented before me have pretty much said it all. But here goes- you can feel if a vaccuum is turned on, and it doesn't really take that long to vaccuum in the first place. Oh, and you should be able to see the vaccuum sucking up the dirt. So, you either haven't ever vaccuumed before(And you just enjoy developing tinnitus in your ears from all that loud music). OR, this is fake. I'm inclined to think the latter. No one can be that stupid.

Two hours? How big is your house? Seriously?

The only way I can see this as being true is if you have absolutely zero experience with vacuuming. Also two hours? Really? You must have vacuumed that floor to pieces, I was thinking maybe it's a big house lots of rooms, floors, but then you would have had to unplug the vacuum to take it all around the house and surely one of these times would have managed to actually turn it on. Overall, FAKE. Blatantly so.

Ok I'm assuming you have more than one room in your house, so how exactly did you forget to turn the vacuum on every time you switched rooms? Unless your vacuum's cord is a mile long you would have had to switch the plug a few times.