Miscellaneous: Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my...

By Adrian16 - 18/01/2010 11:01 - Norway

Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2021 14:01

Today, I tried out my new noise-canceling headphones while vacuuming my house. They worked so well that I didn't hear the vacuum stop when the plug fell out of the outlet. I accidentally had the vacuum off the entire time. FML

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By ouch - 12/12/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML

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That sucks

By Anonymous - 29/11/2018 15:30

Today, I bought a new vacuum cleaner after having to go several months without one. Immediately, I wanted to try it out. I must have underestimated how powerful it was, as it sucked up my socks and then broke. FML

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By anonymous - 20/03/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML

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"If I could turn back time…"

By inappropes - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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Proper job

By So so close to clean - 08/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML

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By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

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By superhero1043 - 14/05/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I realized that my baby stops crying loudly whenever I turn on the vacuum cleaner. I'm either stuck with a fussy baby all day, or the roaring sound of a vacuum cleaner. FML

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Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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harrisonmoon 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:10

you totally deserve it for being so dumb. wouldn't you at least been able to feel if it's on or something?

Xellith 5

Monday 18 January 2010 16:11

******* idiot..

Comments

heyitspay17 0

Monday 18 January 2010 17:46

hahahhah I love this one

girlslikeboyz 0

Monday 18 January 2010 17:52

Rhats a true FML

TripLikeEyeDo 0

Monday 18 January 2010 17:52

ugchhhv

perdix 29

Monday 18 January 2010 17:56

Two hours of vacuuming? Either you are uselessly slow or you live in the Palace of Versailles. If you believe the Dyson propaganda and used a different vacuum, it wouldn't make much difference whether you turned it on or not. Tell your parents to get you a new Dyson with the built-in iPod and then you can be a help, rather than huge, parasitic burden of disappointment to your family.

mysterio116 0

Monday 18 January 2010 17:56

you didn't notice it in between songs?

Dancergirl16 0

Monday 18 January 2010 18:12

lmfaoooo. you totally deserved that budddyy (:

thebigMAN96 0

Monday 18 January 2010 18:16

rahtard!!!!!!!!!!!

Sophia93 0

Monday 18 January 2010 18:17

lmao!

Jen_J_the_J 0

Monday 18 January 2010 18:20

hah my brother did that b4 i spent an hour watchinv him "hoover" then tapped his back and was like "it works better when its on" then watched him throw a fit and play xbox :D (Y) niiice one