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By ImNotFat - 07/08/2013 06:04 - United States - Havertown

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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I'm getting there!

By At least I'm trying - 26/08/2023 20:00

Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML

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Bodyshaming ain't cool

By spinspinsugar - 24/02/2021 14:01 - United States - Camillus

Today, I was video chatting with my dad. He handed the phone to his wife, whose first words out of her mouth were, "Why are you getting so skinny?" This was also the same woman whose first words out of her mouth when they came to visit us 3 years ago was how much weight I've gained. FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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Lennes 12

Wednesday 7 August 2013 16:18

To be fair, discussing a girls weight is like having a parade through a mine field.

wisericky 12

Wednesday 7 August 2013 16:17

No OP, you're at the sweet spot between twig and fat... *takes cover just in case*

Comments

ShawnBushOG 9

Wednesday 7 August 2013 17:24

It's a fap!

thewife5 19

Wednesday 7 August 2013 17:37

Even tho you "jokingly" said it... You seemed to be waiting for your boyfriend and his friends to compliment your figure. The friend was right to leave that situation.

TogeBara 12

Wednesday 7 August 2013 17:38

Been here, done this. If he was quick witted and knew how to keep a girl happy he'd say something like: "No you aren't fat, but you aren't a straw either. You are perfect."

Second_to_All 11

Wednesday 7 August 2013 17:39

Your boyfriend is friends with Admiral Akbar?!

Goblin182 26

Wednesday 7 August 2013 17:47

The best way to handle a woman asking your opinion of her weight is to shut your mouth, get up, walk out, drive to the nearest florist.

thatnucca 36

Wednesday 7 August 2013 17:59

What or who people identify as fat could easily be considered relative in my books. Your boyfriend certainly doesn't think so and that's all that should matter to you really.

Dramaqueen179 7

Wednesday 7 August 2013 18:01

Hahahaha

Ins0mau 20

Wednesday 7 August 2013 18:04

So? You jokingly asked if you were fat. Your boyfriend's friend came back with a pretty hilarious reply to be honest. I'm sure he was just playing along and not serious.