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By ImNotFat - 07/08/2013 06:04 - United States - Havertown

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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You deserved it 4 987

By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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You deserved it 4 035

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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You deserved it 5 591

Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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You deserved it 7 427

I'm getting there!

By At least I'm trying - 26/08/2023 20:00

Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML

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Bodyshaming ain't cool

By spinspinsugar - 24/02/2021 14:01 - United States - Camillus

Today, I was video chatting with my dad. He handed the phone to his wife, whose first words out of her mouth were, "Why are you getting so skinny?" This was also the same woman whose first words out of her mouth when they came to visit us 3 years ago was how much weight I've gained. FML

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You deserved it 102

By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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You deserved it 18 641

Lennes 12

Wednesday 7 August 2013 16:18

To be fair, discussing a girls weight is like having a parade through a mine field.

wisericky 12

Wednesday 7 August 2013 16:17

No OP, you're at the sweet spot between twig and fat... *takes cover just in case*

Comments

eapoc 6

Thursday 8 August 2013 1:48

That's not an FML, it's just funny!

Jod33Kitch3n 12

Thursday 8 August 2013 2:29

Why would you automatically assume they were calling you fat?

1jordan1 11

Thursday 8 August 2013 2:46

I don't see why this is FML material at all. They were joking, as were you. Guys say that all the time when girls ask questions like "do you think this makes me look ugly" or "do I look fat". Not a big deal, grow up and stop complaining.

1jordan1 11

Thursday 8 August 2013 2:57

So? They were joking, guys say that all of the time. It's a joke, learn to take it.

AGuyNamedI 7

Thursday 8 August 2013 4:12

ahahaha!!! Oh shit, I think I just woke my wife up from laughing too loud. Smart guys, not taking the bait.

Erery 16

Thursday 8 August 2013 4:17

Boys will be boys, they're intimidated by us ;) No worries I'm sure sure not fat.

reymon8823 24

Thursday 8 August 2013 4:35

Wow that is ****** up.., my fiancé isn't skinny but neither am I

french_canadien 17

Thursday 8 August 2013 4:56

Eugh, I hate girls like this. No matter what he says you`ll complain. I don`t get how people like you have relationships

1jordan1 11

Thursday 15 August 2013 7:43

I agree. And the boys were just joking. Lots of people have seen the "it's a trap!" Meme many places and they make comics with it joking about girls asking whether or not she looks fat or ugly. Nobody said she was fat. Point is, it's a JOKE. This chick needs to stop crying and asking as if her life is so terrible. There's too many 13 year olds on here complaining about how their life is "so hard".