By ImNotFat - 07/08/2013 06:04 - United States - Havertown

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML
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Lennes 12

To be fair, discussing a girls weight is like having a parade through a mine field.

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wisericky 12

No OP, you're at the sweet spot between twig and fat... *takes cover just in case*

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Wizardo 33

Well you can't say anything since you created the trap yourself: if yes you get offended, if no you get offended...

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speshlk37 13

Is your boyfriend's friend Admiral Ackbar by any chance?

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kingdomgirl94 29

He meant that there is no safe way to answer that question without screwing yourself over. Running is the safest option.

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RickSaissore 6

I disagree yes its difficult question to safety answer so most run instead, its just like a person of the opposite sex asking what you want in a girl /guy

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laden_swallow09 34

But you just explained how you do agree with 16?

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drewflav 17

OP, you're a real bitch for asking such a question of your boyfriend, YDI for putting him in that trap. Save the weight questions for your girlfriends, not some helpless guy who won't be able to find a correct answer to it.

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Princess107 3

I say the same thing once my bf n u talk bout size and weight

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brewmasterg 34

Why are OP and your boyfriend discussing size and weight?

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Enslaved 36

It is a trap. If he says "no" you'll accuse him of lying. If he says "yes" what an insensitive ass! Would you settle for, "I like the way you look."?

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Zimmington 21

Boyfriend: "I like the way you look." OP: "So you like fat girls!? My mom was right about you!"

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confusedAsFuck 34

Maybe OP had some stick wiggling between her legs

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kurk626 11

Is this supposed to be some period kind of joke? Like are you referring to a tampon? Work on your comments and you won't get down voted.

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

^ Oh man, the irony...

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False_Stupidity 41

Your boyfriends friend was right, it was a trap but now i'm curious as to what his eventual response was.

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thatnucca 36

Setting your self up does incur some type of backlash OP... Be glad yours isn't the type that gets exposed by a bathing suit, but leaves friends running for cover.....

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PhilSnake22 13

That's what I hate about women logic. "Dude she's not a twig." "Ok I guess I'm a fat pig so, not like there's any middle ground." Dafuk?

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