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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 00:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

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By minibuch1505 - 21/09/2012 11:31 - France - Halluin

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 16:30 - Sweden

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

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By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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By Idiot on the bus - 25/03/2017 12:00

Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

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By Jusawkward - 01/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

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ksks1234 33

Tuesday 11 March 2014 8:17

Since you both made the mistake, maybe you both can laugh about it and become friends.

woainishamu 21

Tuesday 11 March 2014 8:18

Awkward on both parties! Get her number ;)

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holliepong 8

Tuesday 11 March 2014 13:38

Good that both of you accidentally made this mistake! It's like the beginning of a story hahahahaha;)

Catuser 14

Tuesday 11 March 2014 13:41

At least you both hugged, not just you..

ayyeitsanderson 11

Tuesday 11 March 2014 13:41

At least you got a hug! Haha bad luck OP but hopefully you both can laugh about and BECOME friends

vibernum 17

Tuesday 11 March 2014 13:54

Doesn't matter, got a hug!

brandoneyez1 25

Tuesday 11 March 2014 14:03

Sounds like a great way to meet and start a new relationship. good time to use some charm.

Alchemist_21 26

Tuesday 11 March 2014 14:08

Lol Awesome romance story. I hope someone illustrates this FML.

weveallbeenthere 30

Tuesday 11 March 2014 14:50

its karma. hope you exchanged numbers.

elenaunlucky 10

Tuesday 11 March 2014 14:56

wait,why did she run?didnt u both not know each other at all?

SheTheOtaku 21

Tuesday 11 March 2014 18:40

They thought they knew each other.

norwegianboip 17

Tuesday 11 March 2014 15:47

"And that kids, is how I met your mother"

arrowhead790 6

Tuesday 11 March 2014 15:51

That's the beginning of a beautiful friendship

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