Work: Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change...

By aisbash - 01/09/2013 19:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change her baby's nappy on a table. One moment I was asking her to leave, and the next, she was shoving a fully shat-out nappy into my hands. She asked me to get rid of it and fetch her baby wipes. FML

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Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By cootiequeen - 01/06/2014 04:13 - United States

Today, at work, a lady approached me asking if I'd found a used cloth diaper on a table, and I told her it was probably in the trash. She said "That's okay, I can wash it." So I searched through several bags of trash, and when I couldn't find it, she said "Oh never mind! It's in my bag." FML

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By blargh - 03/10/2013 17:39 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2023 08:00 - Belgium - Merendree

Today, after working many 80+ hour weeks, a patient called to urgently come with their sick infant. Of course, I stayed late to help them. The baby had been constipated for a full 24 hours, and the parents had panicked. During the examination, the baby shat on my table. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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Eliseopwns 22

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:47

Some parents really don't know their responsibilities and manners.

addioty 19

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:47

Disgusting. Not to mention down right rude.

Comments

blackwidowtaco 31

Monday 2 September 2013 10:14

Would it have killed that bitch to just walk the extra couple of steps and change her child on the changing station setup in the women's bathroom? Jeez. As a current waitress, I can now say I thoroughly appreciate the multiple amounts of women I see take the extra footsteps needed to take their child to the women's bathroom and change their diapers.

jonireson 11

Monday 2 September 2013 12:02

granted I don't agree with what she did, but does your restaurant have a baby changing facility? I could understand her needing to change on the table if you didn't provide anywhere lol

aisbash 2

Monday 2 September 2013 12:35

Ehhhhhmmmm...could the OP please comment on this, because I posted one almost exactly the same as this yesterday but I didn't phrase it like that, and I'm not from California. Can someone steal your FML? Why would you do that?

ErinBaby33 6

Monday 2 September 2013 20:10

If you're American, why are you calling it a nappy?

baref00tmama 15

Tuesday 3 September 2013 7:52

Yes, OP MUST be American because the location says "California". Only persons native to the United States of America live in the United States; nobody living here could possibly be from the UK or anywhere that they refer to diapers as "nappies".

wesleonard 8

Thursday 5 September 2013 20:01

awh that's nasty

Zombie_Sea_Otter 9

Saturday 7 September 2013 20:31

And today's special is dirty diaper with a oder of processed baby food

doglover100 28

Friday 10 January 2014 21:12

That's when you tell her "I'm not your ******* servant".

Baller_Bob 17

Tuesday 18 March 2014 12:06

You don't have to take it. It's technically a biohazard

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 17 July 2014 21:01

"Bitch, I'm not your servant".

castielnovak 13

Saturday 7 March 2015 19:16

I'm a mother of a 3-year old and even I know how disgusting that is, especially in a restaurant! Sorry you had to deal with that, OP. Some people just really don't have any manners.