Work: Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change...

By aisbash - 01/09/2013 19:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change her baby's nappy on a table. One moment I was asking her to leave, and the next, she was shoving a fully shat-out nappy into my hands. She asked me to get rid of it and fetch her baby wipes. FML

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By peachass - 29/12/2015 04:59 - Australia - Melbourne

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By Misspoopypants - 25/07/2017 05:00

Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML

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By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By cootiequeen - 01/06/2014 04:13 - United States

Today, at work, a lady approached me asking if I'd found a used cloth diaper on a table, and I told her it was probably in the trash. She said "That's okay, I can wash it." So I searched through several bags of trash, and when I couldn't find it, she said "Oh never mind! It's in my bag." FML

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By blargh - 03/10/2013 17:39 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2023 08:00 - Belgium - Merendree

Today, after working many 80+ hour weeks, a patient called to urgently come with their sick infant. Of course, I stayed late to help them. The baby had been constipated for a full 24 hours, and the parents had panicked. During the examination, the baby shat on my table. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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Eliseopwns 22

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:47

Some parents really don't know their responsibilities and manners.

addioty 19

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:47

Disgusting. Not to mention down right rude.

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martin8337 35

Monday 2 September 2013 1:22

Something wrong with the bathroom?

shanannygians07 28

Monday 2 September 2013 1:23

Was she just planning on continuing her meal after? Without washing her hands? Gross

austic1 8

Monday 2 September 2013 1:27

Nappy? Do you mean diaper?

olpally 32

Monday 2 September 2013 1:27

**** that shit... No way I'd continue to help her, tell her to do it herself. What a stupid ass mother.

wobbley 9

Monday 2 September 2013 1:39

Some people just have no thought or respect for other people. Why would anyone think that's ok?

arre2006 19

Monday 2 September 2013 1:55

Sue. Pain and simple. There's multiple reasons why that could be considered assault. Very dangerous if exposed to feces

raytyler26 16

Monday 2 September 2013 2:15

Well that was shitty.

jw90 18

Monday 2 September 2013 2:35

That's disgusting. Does no one have respect for the rest of the human race anymore?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 2 September 2013 3:11

That is horribly disgusting. I wouldn't get her anything except a ban from the restaurant. It is NOT okay to change a kid's nappy, or anything of the sort, on the TABLE where people EAT! There are bathrooms for that! I realize some people find it stupid to breast feed in a bathroom, but surely they can agree that changing a diaper or whatever in a bathroom is more appropriate than a table. That's unsanitary, unappetizing, and disgusting. Just...ugh! FYL indeed OP, both for having to endure that and for her shoving the thing into your hands.