By paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML
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UrYousername 15

At least you're wanted! Some of us can't say the same.

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JasonUMN 15

Just be glad you weren't carrying Skittles on you.

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Ryanstheman14 3

be positive your thug like thats pretty hoss!

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rdenkewicz 11

A lot of people have brown hair and a lot of people wear white shirts. Don't worry about it! There is a chance they weren't even talking about you.

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Metalkitty 15

Am I the only one that thinks neighborhood watches are a tad silly? I see that they can be good, like say you're away on a trip. I just think some people take it way too seriously, like Zimmerman...

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doodlecloud 26

Completely. I didn't know they did THIS kind of thing before now....I would hate to live somewhere like that. Seems judgemental and dangerous.

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Well, you didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose you ;)

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perdix 29

Well, if you're walking back from the party alone, the thug look is not working for you. Try metrosexual! Or Juggalo.

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gAt_d 26

You didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose you!

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worldclassrager 39

I'm sure you'll be left alone hope you enjoy that...

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flashback_fml 14

They didn't mention skin color though, how progressive.

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Kazenoe 24

Do you have a gory full body tattoo? Maybe a face you can't see through the piercings...? Sorry, I'm trying to think of an explanation here, I don't want to believe anyone can be that ridiculous.

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