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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 16:50 - Sweden - Nora

Today, I was walking back to my hotel from the town square, and got lost. I turned back and walked around town for an hour, freaking out and panicking. When I finally found the hotel, I realized it was practically a stone's throw from where I was when I turned around. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 21:16 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my husband and I went on vacation. We got lost and had to ask the locals for directions to our hotel. Neither of us could understand their accents, and we ended up wandering around blindly for hours until we made it back on our own. FML

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By Caitlin - 10/06/2010 00:46 - United States

Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I tried to take a shortcut home. I got lost and had to ask a stranger for directions. They pointed to the street sign above me that literally had my street's name on it. FML

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By picklemonger - 08/12/2011 19:58 - Canada

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

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By CloroxDoggo - 24/11/2016 00:23 - United States

Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML

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By Jocelyn - 25/11/2012 07:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML

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By Me - 27/09/2015 09:53 - Australia

Today, I tried taking a shortcut through a nature trail, hoping to save myself some time getting back to my car. I ended up getting lost for nearly 3 hours and getting to work nearly 2 hours late. FML

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By Lost... - 06/03/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 05:58

Today, while we were in a hotel, I got so drunk I apparently couldn't find my room, and passed out in the corridor. I woke up to see hotel staff calling security. FML

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By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:38

Your internal GPS is broken. You need to push the reset button. No, I can't tell you exactly where this reset button is. Use your imagination.

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 20 March 2012 23:06

You sound like a pizza delivery guy.

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alvarny 17

Wednesday 21 March 2012 4:31

When traveling, sometimes getting lost is the fun part. Imagine knowing exactly where you'll be at what time, totally kills spontaneity.

408trancejunkie 3

Wednesday 21 March 2012 4:38

Learn to know wher

linkinpark98 23

Wednesday 21 March 2012 4:43

I bet the people who were in the room next to you were wondering what the heck was going on. XD

gustavo1271 2

Wednesday 21 March 2012 5:52

Talk about having no sense of direction. U retarded or something.

chouter21 10

Wednesday 21 March 2012 6:19

Shut up

Anastasya_fml 0

Friday 23 March 2012 3:02

That happens to me, too!!!! :/

RKD 23

Thursday 12 April 2012 19:06

That sucks! Have done that before,,,,looked for my car one time for about an hour, then an old friend let me borrow hers to go look for it,,,,,found it within five minutes!

magnetic_aura 26

Saturday 6 September 2014 11:30

I have a terrible sense of direction too! Everywhere I go, I have to double and triple check where buildings are in relation to each other. It's rough!