By Ouch - 17/03/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
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brandy18 0

fail for OPs boobs being so small that the door could hit her and give her a third boob

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Dismissal 4

You must have tiny boobs.

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Olympian94 0

#156, do you even understand what you're talking about/who you're talking to? I could easily whoop your ******* ass, no need to act like a tough jock, you ******* chink. You probably are the lowest of the low in popularity by thinking that it's "cool" to say "boobies", you and your immature personality. Do me a favor, get a girlfriend, I have one (even though you don't think I do, her name is Kristina. She's 17 and digs mature 16 year olds, so if you got a problem with my goddamn personality, go talk to someone who can actually understand your Asian Invasion accent (which I highly assume you have), and cry about it. Hell, if you wanna stay immature as you are, I suggest sticking in school for a while. Good Luck in college, if you even make it that far, and hopefully I won't come across any ignorant assholes like you anytime soon. Hence, get a life, and stop attempting to shit on other people's lives. Btw, who the hell taught you to swear with your Asian heritage? The people that shit on you in school, in the U.S.A.? Hmmmm...yup.

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ScaryyMary 14

#179, Ok, that was just pointlessly racist. Besides, you're 16 and bitching about KIDS on the internet? Not to mention starting fights with strangers just because you don't think they're "funny", and threatening the people who stick up for them. Yes, you're obviously very mature. And no one cares if you have a girlfriend or not, it's pretty much irrelevant.

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BeyondUno 0

what's wrong with small breast's?personality is what makes a person fun to be around with.having a big ass or breast is like icing on top of the ice cream, just a little extra but not as important as other thing's.imo way i look at it, u can have a fine ass gf but would'nt matter if she treat's you like shit lol.

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Olympian94 0

Stupid argument/conversation...O.K. I'm just gonna be the mature one and end it. So, whatever, you win.

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etherealshadows 1

If a bruise makes you look third-titted, I have to ask, "How old are you? Do your parents know you're on sites such as FML?"

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youthink_fml 0

You must have smaller boobs than me and I'm a guy.

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