By Ouch - 17/03/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
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brandy18 0

fail for OPs boobs being so small that the door could hit her and give her a third boob

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Dismissal 4

You must have tiny boobs.

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ScaryyMary 14

I wasn't aware I was trying to be funny. Seems you still have that stick up your ass. Need a hand, or do you like it up there? :)

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Bizzatch 0

A girl has got to have at least a b cup for me to even give a ****. just sayin...

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Flounder 2

This sounds like one of those FMLs that never actually happened but that instead the OP thought "HMMM, what if..." and decided to post it as a true story. Total bullshit of course, you would never get a bump in your chest through a really hard knock with a door, it would have to be in incredibly hard impact and even then would not rise to be as big as a breast. You're full of shit OP.

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blondiekinz 0

how the **** do you get a bump on your chest.. FAIL

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ImFukdUp 0

her **** are probably just that small lol

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bradyt2393 0

Hahahahahahaha 3rd boob!

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GFLiE 0

Normally, I don't care if an FML sounds fake. They're still entertaining, no matter how many loopholes you prick commenters come up with. Usually the ones you guys call "fake" on are the funniest ones. But THIS, this doesn't even make sense...How the hell are you gonna get a bump on your chest? Bumps from "smashing doors" would only appear on your head. I'm sooo surprised this passed through anyone moderating the FMLs. Like I said, this FML doesn't even make sense...The fact that the OP actually decided to either "come up with it" or actually put an real event into words is the true fail here, in which case, You Totally Deserved It, whether that be online embarassment, or a third tit.

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GFLiE 0

#132 Olympian, you're a ******* kid too for crying out loud! Stop complaining about "kids ruining the Internet!" Goddam! With a name like Olympian94, it doesn't take ******* Einstein to figure out that you were born in 94, probably making you 15 YEARS OLD, if not 16 [woah, big kid now]. Please stop trying to act mature online, for the same reason you are criticizing the other posters for HAVING FUN. No one gives a shit. I don't even think I should mention anything about your "girls" comment because you've got it all wrong. Do you even talk to females? Or do you just assume that they appreciate the guys that stick up for them online, that never joke around about "burning witches" or ******* themselves. Please do us all a favor, and like Mary said, "GET THAT ******* STICK OUT OF YOUR ASS!" Sorry to everyone else who had to experience that. I hate these kinds of peoples' stinking guts. They.make.me.vomit. They're scuuuuuum between my toes...

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Bondagebear 0

I just think this is boring really.

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