By Ouch - 17/03/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
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brandy18 0

fail for OPs boobs being so small that the door could hit her and give her a third boob

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Dismissal 4

You must have tiny boobs.

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sjp092 0

Reminds me of Total Recall =)

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tisiphone_fml 0

Is that even possible....? I can't imagine a bruise that big on the chest...

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zaket_fml 0

... if a bump looks like a third boob then ur boobs must not be that big to be compared with a bump

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yasmeenjonasx3 0

im in highschool... because of underweight im 36A bra size. im 96.6 pounds and im a freshmann. but i guess my butt makes up for my boobs.

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Olympian94 0

I enjoy using the Internet when little, sneaky kids like you aren't on. That's all I have to say. Oh, and BS to that "I'm not too shallow.." crap. Besides, if you actually DO say that to a girl, they'd laugh at your lack of both politeness and smarts. Get real.

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ScaryyMary 14

#126, if you would be kind enough to do me a favor, please remove the large stick you are transporting in your rectum immediately.

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Olympian94 0

That's pretty scary just thinking about that Mary. Can you do me a favor? Don't waste time trying to be funny, you're the only one laughing.

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