By Ouch - 17/03/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 283
You deserved it 3 948

Same thing different taste

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fail for OPs boobs being so small that the door could hit her and give her a third boob

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Ohh the horror. People will start calling you triple-nipple. Haha. :)

Um. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that's actually how third boobs sprout. Soon, it will be just as real as the other two. The shock of it all will probably make you feel strange for a while, but when the money from the traveling circus starts rolling in, you'll console yourself with lots of things you can't presently afford. In the end, it's just a different life than the one you envisioned. :D

On a slightly serious note, I have to say that all this talk of small vs. large breasts is rather silly. Throughout time, different breast sizes and shapes have been considered beautiful. If we think of ourselves as part of a grand timeline, beauty becomes much more about what the beholder sees than what is fashionable. And sexiness is not related to your bra size (or for guys, your jock size, I suppose, metaphorically speaking.)

this is bullshit. people make up stupid ass fmls that get onto the site like this. obviously bull shit and if you believe it your a moron

tcbailey 0

what if her boobs are on her head and the third boob appeared there with them.....true story

#82 yea you can .... **** or GTFO lol

Monikabug 9

Aj! You made my buppies hurt. :( ROFL. >:]