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So the story of your life is slipping, falling, and being seemingly intoxicated? Gee. What a life.
... I'm pretty sure she meant she is clumsy.
Penguin slide?
This man was just trying to help you. You should get some shoes with cleats next time you go out walking.
Skate instead of walking next time you notice Icy sidewalks.
I'm pretty sure that 90% of people on FML can't tell when you're being sarcastic.
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Don't drink and walk.
Well I can't drive home, what do you suggest I do? Do cart wheels all the way home?!?