By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 321
You deserved it 3 389

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Torva_fml 16

Well I can't drive home, what do you suggest I do? Do cart wheels all the way home?!?

Comments

So the story of your life is slipping, falling, and being seemingly intoxicated? Gee. What a life.

hateevryone 14

that is why you always avoid walking on ice

kickboxingchick 5

... I'm pretty sure she meant she is clumsy.

dapheronixx03 6

something i would probably do:$

This man was just trying to help you. You should get some shoes with cleats next time you go out walking.

Skate instead of walking next time you notice Icy sidewalks.

HaleyXx_fml 11

Sounds alot like an fml I tried posting yesterday -.- except it happened on the stairs at school near someone cute

I'm pretty sure that 90% of people on FML can't tell when you're being sarcastic.