Transportation: Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car...

By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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By Soakedandbroke - 26/01/2016 17:05 - United States - Houston

Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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You deserved it 3 040

Thanks!

By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 13:54 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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By deadandwasted - 20/02/2010 08:20 - United States

Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML

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Completely soaking

By wet and sad - 15/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML

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Thanks, lady!

By hopeless cluts - 29/01/2012 07:36 - Canada

Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML

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You deserved it 2 393

By whyme_ss - 23/02/2010 22:10 - United States

Today, I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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By likwidsol - 28/01/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

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Sunshinify_fml 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:20

At least you didn't flick him off a second time...

moioi_fml 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:02

No, what was rude was the ******** who splashed him in the first place

Comments

hannah1203 2

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:12

In Canada, it's not pronounced "Ca-na-duh", it's "Cay-nuh-day."

OMG_N3RD 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:12

Lol what a meanie!

TheGuyInsideU 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:13

21 im not french ='(

zeta24 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:13

i would have just followed him by sprinting and then when he stops take his tires off and hide them and then kick and break the windows so the snow and slush would get in his car.

Methine 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:24

lol

IStoleTheCookies 16

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:17

#30 bore off

kkutting 2

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:18

not everyone in Quebec is a french even if 90% of the people hear speak it. I'm not a French-Canadian although I speak them both (well I more them 3 languages but that's a different story).

khaya 9

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:46

English is obviously not one of them.

MuffyStJacques 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:44

Way to be a huge bitch, 73.

junoemilymae 6

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:21

thts something id wanna c :P

lmaoatall 6

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:23

54- I absuletly agree- obviously he has no sence of humor- leaveing us no other choice to banned him from fml.

khaya 9

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:23

I did the same thing except I didn't leave him alive to write a FML. Reverse, crunch, accelerate.

epicmonkeybutt 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:32

WIN!!!! lmfao!!!!

Connor_Williams 2

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:25

:( I hate people that don't slow down when they see a person and they see there's water. this has almost happened to me but I jumped out of the way. fyl:(