Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told...

By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 14:00 - Belgium

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

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You deserved it 4 167

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 133

You deserved it 4 907

By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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You deserved it 4 265

By Josh - 06/03/2015 00:25 - United States - Fenton

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

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You deserved it 7 849

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By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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You deserved it 614

By punchedhelper - 20/06/2012 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 239

You deserved it 4 097

By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 5 357

By fisted - 12/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML

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You deserved it 11 737

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By psychworker - 15/12/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML

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You deserved it 3 945

By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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You deserved it 5 190

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By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

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You deserved it 54 043

dkf295 2

Friday 27 May 2011 19:17

Should have told him that your head was full of unstable explosives and that by punching you he'd set them off killing you both.

ankoku 2

Friday 27 May 2011 19:26

The correct response was to punch him in the face

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misscourtneyy 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:51

What a Weirdoooooo , Lolll !!!!

CherryBombb 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:25

Are you retarded? Ya' know.. just wondering..

poohforMVP 4

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:43

hahaha Thts ****** hilarious

hannahtaskey 9

Saturday 28 May 2011 7:47

I can't help but think it wasn't a stranger.

gan4sula 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 8:18

LOOK I'm your father!

Apaulus 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 8:38

just say that he shouldn't punch you because it is mean. :)

gunman15 4

Saturday 28 May 2011 8:57

police repot

higgy6969 7

Saturday 28 May 2011 15:04

"FINISH HIM!!!"

Jay1_fml 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 15:48

I would have said "punch me and it'll be the last thing you EVER do" that would have been fine

f_my_flip_life 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:01

Maybe OP looked like a man...

Luvmehateme292 0

Friday 3 June 2011 3:20

you are a very angry baby.

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Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML

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Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

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Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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Today, I was in a restroom, reading this site, when another gentleman walked in. He washed his hands, dried them, nodded at me, then left. It wouldn't ordinarily be so weird, except I was in a one-person restroom. FML

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You deserved it 8 946

Today, my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him and his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom and said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, forget her. But I never forgot your mom, that's how I stole her from your dad." FML

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You deserved it 4 169

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 386

Today, I found out that whenever my ex-wife is late getting the kids to school, she tells them to tell their teachers they were with me, and forges my name on the sign-in sheet. Missing homework? Dad's house. Forgot to bring something important? Ditto. The school thinks I'm a horrible parent. FML

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You deserved it 5 364

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