By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 14:00 - Belgium

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML
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dkf295 2

Should have told him that your head was full of unstable explosives and that by punching you he'd set them off killing you both.

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ankoku 2

The correct response was to punch him in the face

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joker4554 0

damn f*** that I would've gotten down with that foo!

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bn326160 13

If you live in Brussels centrum I see what happend.. :p

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that_fat_guy 0

So, ninjas have become more public in modern society

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cwl727 32

I would have said because I would arrest you.

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ROBERT19882007 2

Had something similar happen to me only I have a concealed-carry permit... different ending

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

"Because I'd sue you if you did that."

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