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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 14:00 - Belgium

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

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You deserved it 4 167

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 133

You deserved it 4 907

By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 085

You deserved it 4 265

By Josh - 06/03/2015 00:25 - United States - Fenton

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 932

You deserved it 7 849

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By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 010

You deserved it 614

By punchedhelper - 20/06/2012 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 239

You deserved it 4 097

By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 474

You deserved it 5 357

By fisted - 12/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 947

You deserved it 11 737

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By psychworker - 15/12/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 167

You deserved it 3 945

By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 504

You deserved it 5 190

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By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 162

You deserved it 54 043

dkf295 2

Friday 27 May 2011 19:17

Should have told him that your head was full of unstable explosives and that by punching you he'd set them off killing you both.

ankoku 2

Friday 27 May 2011 19:26

The correct response was to punch him in the face

Comments

babygirl1023 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:15

how tall are you? that might have something to do with it. O_o

NavyAvi 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:37

serial face-puncher?

yoyodog27 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:40

and your a girl? WHAT A DICK

sappy0 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:49

If I were in this situation, I prolly would've smiled my sexiest smile, walked up to him slowly while licking my lips & holding his eyes in my gaze, slid my hands gently up his chest & over his shoulders while telling him the whole time the erotic things we could be doing instead... & then BAM!! A surprise knee to the groin! & when he's bent over in pain, the other knee to his face! Problem solved - walk away. The creep got what was coming to him!