By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 14:00 - Belgium

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML
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dkf295 2

Should have told him that your head was full of unstable explosives and that by punching you he'd set them off killing you both.

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ankoku 2

The correct response was to punch him in the face

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smoke_eater05 0

if it wouldve happened to me, I wouldve shot the guy, seeing as how I'm a god fearing, gun toting American...good enough reason for self defense...haha

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mbrooks5110 0

ohhh idk how about someone comes up & says that you knock the the f out first....

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KittenLionFace 6

I would have thought "because I'm an plain clothes police officer, D*ck" would have sufficed... No?

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kc1997kc 9

That is why I have a can of pepper spray, a pocket knife, and also know basic boxing skills.

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FreebirdIII 1

Correct response: Because I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. When he displayed his hose, a nice firm kick will take him down.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Kick him in the groin and then tell him "That's a pretty damn good reason not to do it."

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dookiedoo 0

I would have immediately headbutted him in the ******* teeth

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LaughterofCorn 4

If it was me, I would've said. "If you so much as lay one finger on me , I will find you whilst you sleep and slowly slit your throat while you are gagging on your own blood. What are you waiting for, hit me. Earn your death."

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slickrasta 1

Defend yourself pussy. He's homeless he's clearly weak as hell!

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