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By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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By googlefreak54321 - 25/07/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

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By mjperfetti84 - 22/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I helped an old man with his groceries, because he was struggling and he had a cane. After, I was nice enough to drive him home. He went to thank me by giving me a kiss on the cheek. Then he stuck his tongue out, and tried to French kiss me. FML

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By NotInterested - 23/08/2013 06:23 - United States

Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping at me while pointing at his dick. FML

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Sorry, man

By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML

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By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML

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By camerashyguy - 20/09/2014 03:14 - United States - Longview

Today, while giving directions to a blind guy, I accidentally made him walk into a wall. FML

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every1luvsboners 11

Tuesday 24 January 2012 18:54

He said erection, not direction. No wonder he's pissed.

GoW_Chick 14

Tuesday 24 January 2012 18:52

STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER!!

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perdix 29

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:13

He probably didn't want to tell you that your directions sucked, so he pushed you in the bush so you couldn't see him take off in the opposite direction. Push, push, in the bush, Push, push, In the bush.

mintstashinurtea 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:15

best comment award goes to that guy

shaynafaye 3

Wednesday 25 January 2012 8:29

omg definitely.

Mewzakuro240 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 7:47

You wanna push me in the bush, In the bush. You wanna push me in the bush, In the bush. Push, push, in the bush.

DontClickOnMe 28

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:15

You should've held on to his hand and taken him down with you!

leilaostara 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:18

BUSH PUSH!!! Just a note for any of you that have ever watched Harry Hill's TV Burp. :)

eddyg94 11

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:40

damn you beat me to it!

leilaostara 1

Wednesday 1 February 2012 17:53

Sorry! I just had to. It was so tempting.

Amberrae23 2

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:18

and this is why we don't talk to strangers

ICATiger 13

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:19

The elderly are coming back... With a bang!!!!

TheFirstSamurai 18

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:59

Or rather, a "push".

Hellbound_Alleee 14

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:35

Jesus, you people are naive. This guy attacked you, and his intentions were MUCH worse. Glad you're safe and I hope you're okay. People are stupid.

Savra_fml 17

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:57

So says the little red riding hood. OP is stupid for letting a stranger hold their hand while stroking their face. How far would have OP gone if the stranger offered some candy? We will never know...