Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab...

By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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By owmyfoot - 24/02/2014 02:22 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 10:57 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

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By Peach - 02/03/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML

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By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By sashimi9999 - 07/02/2014 01:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 18:58 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML

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By MemoKrosav - 30/01/2016 03:54 - Mexico - Matamoros

Today, I had the most uncomfortable feeling in my socks, but I didn't care to check. It wasn't until I got home that I realized that the feeling was a small thin piece of glass that was slowly cutting away at the bottom of my foot. I still don't know how it got there. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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lonkite101 14

Friday 20 July 2012 18:57

Put your toenail clippings under the covers in his bed!

SkoomaKi 27

Friday 20 July 2012 18:59

You see a toenail, I see an ingredient for the next time he/she has a meal >:)

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AmethystRain 20

Friday 20 July 2012 20:05

Leave some pubes next to the roommate's razor. I guarantee they'll get the hint.

MsConfusedd 27

Friday 20 July 2012 20:57

That is on a WAY more disgusting level of grossness than toenail clippings

unknown_user5566 26

Friday 20 July 2012 21:43

How would leaving pubes out lead the roomate to think "oh shit, I should clean up my toenail clippings!"...? The roomate would see that and likely think "wow, my roomate is disturbed" and nothing would change.

unknown_user5566 26

Friday 20 July 2012 21:45

Holy shit. Spelling fail on my part. Roommate* x3

BubbleGrunge 18

Friday 20 July 2012 20:05

I have extremely hard and tough nails that I have to keep well trimmed often. I, though, tend to throw my clippings in the garbage instead of leaving them lying around, but occasionally a clipping may fall off if whatever I'm using to collect the nails. It happens, but be sure to wash your cut on your foot OP for sanitary reasons! ;)

perdix 29

Friday 20 July 2012 20:06

"Eye for an eye" revenge is just so old school. Next time you trim "down there" wedge your harvest in the bristles of her toothbrush. That'll put you one up, at least.

bjf10 22

Friday 20 July 2012 20:15

Toe jam is extra points.

perdix 29

Saturday 21 July 2012 1:30

#54, that's one lady you don't want to piss off!

dathan 14

Friday 20 July 2012 20:11

Oh no, that's horrible. I'm happy you survived, op.

greenie213 23

Friday 20 July 2012 20:20

Cut his toes off. It will never happen again.

tehcyberman 9

Friday 20 July 2012 20:39

That's a bit over the top, for a small thing like this. I mean yea it's gross, but it's not that bad.

MsConfusedd 27

Friday 20 July 2012 20:59

26- ever heard of sarcasm?

Enslaved 36

Friday 20 July 2012 20:23

That's pretty gross but will admit, I've clipped a few toenails and didn't care where they fell. Ugh! Now I'm sicken with my behavior! :P

TheJester12 15

Friday 20 July 2012 20:29

Toenails In the carpet are just the beginning . I bet you're wondering why the shower drain is mysteriously clogged every time your wookie roomate cleans up. Ps. Don't touch the random mismatched socks stuck to the bottom of his drawer.