Kids: Today, I was walking in the park, when a kid ran up and hit me...

Best reply I can come up with: "Oh, I will get Glad bags and fill them up with all of your mutillated body parts!" But seriously folks, I'm not a crazy person.

ShadowReaper101 14

Monday 31 December 2012 21:07

Hi, OP here. First, I can't just hit a kid, even if he punched me. And second, his Dad wasn't in sight. So I couldn't have really done anything.

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