By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
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Koravel 10

Officially less attractive than a dog

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waffule365 16

Maybe he's a dog breeder or something and was truly admiring your dog. Maybe it could he an excuse to strike up a conversation?

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chanellgymnast 17

You should've said, "Aww you're cute--not you, my dog."

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carmel1110 12

lol don't get so offended, at least your dog got a compliment :D

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jackiemora 18

Never assume yourself! Lol. Idk that's just me. But that's because I don't know how to take a compliment. Lol.

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djxerxes9000 18

Ahh assumptions, they really can **** your day right up.

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hazardmuffin 21

I imagine he was looking at the dog and not you when he said it...if that was the case, why would you assume something like that?

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350Rocket 6

People like dogs. Don't automatically assume everything is directed at you.

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