Animals: Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of...

By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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Pull!

By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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Whoops

By ER1C - 16/05/2016 12:35 - Canada

Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML

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Scooper

By yikes - 02/03/2013 15:32 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

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Another fine mess

By wow - 16/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML

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zingline89 18

Monday 25 March 2013 2:47

"The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching."

NessieMonster188 17

Monday 25 March 2013 2:43

The sweet smell of karma! Oh wait..

Comments

BexBaby86 21

Monday 25 March 2013 3:14

Shit happens apparently! Karma for sure.

wvcheesehead1 9

Monday 25 March 2013 3:14

Are you positive it was your dogs pile you stepped in. If so... you really know your shit.

foreverdice 5

Monday 25 March 2013 3:17

Where I live, it's illegal if you don't pick up after your dog. This is a prime example if why, other than the fact that picking up prevents health risks and is simply common courtesy.

noelasis94 18

Monday 25 March 2013 3:27

You do as the dog does so why didn't you poop in the road to?

tararochelle 18

Monday 25 March 2013 17:39

How, in anyway, does op say they do what the dog does?!

rawr_ily96 24

Monday 25 March 2013 23:33

Dogs can't pick up their poop. He didn't pick it up. He left it lying there like a dog would.

slkester 12

Monday 25 March 2013 3:29

Your karma ran over your dogma.

ironwords 8

Monday 25 March 2013 3:31

You deserve it. People who dot clean up after pets don't deserve to have them

jelly713 19

Monday 25 March 2013 3:33

You know better. Your actions affect everyone else, fortunately, this time your laziness didn't affect someone else walking down the street, just you. Hopefully, you didn't throw a prissy fit over it too. Learn to clean after yourself & your dog.