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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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Pull!

By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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Whoops

By ER1C - 16/05/2016 12:35 - Canada

Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML

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Scooper

By yikes - 02/03/2013 15:32 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

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Another fine mess

By wow - 16/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML

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zingline89 18

Monday 25 March 2013 2:47

"The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching."

NessieMonster188 17

Monday 25 March 2013 2:43

The sweet smell of karma! Oh wait..

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asdfghjklmoo 15

Monday 25 March 2013 2:48

Your life sucks but you deserved it.

lambda_fml 40

Monday 25 March 2013 20:48

Played it safe there. FYL But YDI.

ViviMage 39

Monday 25 March 2013 2:48

People should clean up after their pets.... For this reason if not some other poor sap.

xLIGHTS_fml 23

Monday 25 March 2013 2:50

Looks like karma couldn't handle your shit. Or in this case, your dog's shit.

buddy51 23

Monday 25 March 2013 2:51

And that, boys and girls, is what we call poetic justice.... OP, wash the crap from between your toes and learn your lesson- pick up after yourself and your dog or else count on more excremental educations like this one!!! YDI so very much!!!

cieloalicia 16

Monday 25 March 2013 2:53

Don't spit into the wind. Or shit onto the sidewalk apparently

Kimmy7823 6

Monday 25 March 2013 2:53

Sorry OP but clean that shit up!

bluehero 17

Monday 25 March 2013 2:54

So gross. Guess you should've picked it up, too nasty for me to pick it up either! Lol

kieralumina 30

Tuesday 26 March 2013 1:38

if its too gross for you to pick up, then you shouldn't have a dog. op has a dog, and should therefore know that they need to bring bags to pick their dog's crap up.