Animals: Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward...

By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2024 22:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, the family dog escaped and I ran after her. She started attacking a random dog, so I started clapping and yelling, trying to get her attention. After I got her away, my hands started swelling. I clapped my hands so hard that they're swollen and bruised. FML

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By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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thatoneguyyoumet 0

Friday 20 March 2009 20:07

that's really sad and i hope you find your dog!

Pitaace 0

Friday 20 March 2009 20:01

I think this is the sign you gotta hit the weight room. Either way yea thats pretty messed up.

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pdiseris 1

Monday 22 March 2010 1:18

You can't train a husky to not go chase a cat. It's in their primal nature. I've got 2 and take them for walks together all the time where they see neighboring cats roaming the streets. You just have to be VERY alert and hold on tight when they see one. And letting go of the lead in that situation = bad idea.

redbeater 5

Thursday 22 April 2010 15:23

thats why I always carry a knife.

iiNsTinK 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 6:58

epic fail.

Abenteurerin 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 4:34

I'm not sorry to say this is 100% your fault. A well trained dog would never do this. Training a dog is not that difficult it just takes a lot of time and patience. People who are unwilling to put the energy into training their dog and take their poorly behaved dogs in public bias the public against dogs causing dogs to be allowed in fewer places.