omg this is too funny! def a FML moment, but it did bring me significant joy.

#68-it sounds like you have bigger issues if you've been bitten seven times. i would assume that you're a jerk and probably deserved it. I volunteered two days a week at the local animal shelter for almost two years and only got bitten once. and for everyone nailing the OP about not controlling their dog or not training it properly... it's a dog. I don't give a crap how well trained your dog is, it's still an animal and has free will to do whatever it wants sometimes. and as for denting a car, my friend sat on her hood and that left a dent. deal with it.

Just hope that your dog didn't get the cat. When a dog attacked my cat, we gave the owner a choice: pay my cat's $2500 vet bill, or we report their dog to the city and it gets put down. They paid up.

man freaking dog..

I feel sad for the dog, you obviously couldnt control it.

Once again. proof of an owner who bought an "ZOMG, wook at how cuuuuuuuute the widdle bubby-wubby-puppy is! Oh, does da puppy wanna come home wif me? Does he? Ooooooh, you such a cute widdle thing!" Duh, a husky is going to get big. I'll bet that he's allowed to do whatever he wants too - pick food off the table, beg, jump on people. God help us if you decided to have a kid - you can't even control your dog.

i love cats.

Wow, there are some real jerks here. OP, that really sucks. Hope you heal soon, found your dog, and the repairs on the van aren't too expensive.

that's pretty pathetic that you have no control over yer dog.

damn that happened to me a few months ago. except my dog broke the collar instead of dragging me.. and then proceeded to go kill my neighbours 13 year old ancient family cat. huskies are strong s.o.b's..