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By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
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Mismatchedmind 0

Why do overweight people always try to wear tightfitting clothes? Just becouse you managed to squeeze into something that's a couple of sizes smaller then you really are will not make you look good or thin, it will make you look like a stuffed sossage! Seriously unflattering, you'd look much better and skinnier in loose fitting clothes designed for your shape and size... just a tip, take it or leave it!

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akiranozaki 0

Moral of the story? Don't wear skinny jeans.

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catatonicsleep 17

if skinny jeans were only meant for skinny people they wouldn't make them in size 20

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callmecourtney 3

That is a ridiculous argument. They shouldn't make tube/halter tops in large sizes but they do anyways. The people are in it for the money and they will sell their product to anyone they can, regardless of weather or not it makes them look like a sausage trying to burst out of the fabric.

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Green2Griffin 0

if 'skinny' jeans were for skinny people, why do they come in size 18 and 20? =/

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dancingyrlie 1

because if they didn't, fat people would wear them anyway, but they'd buy them in size 6 and 8 and then they'd be REALLY falling out of them. do you want that? i sure don't.

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LilaBear 1

because they know people that size will still buy them.

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danaisamazing 0

I hate when people think that being fat = curvy. Scarlett Johansson is curvy, Starr Jones is a fatass. There is a difference people. Damn.

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Paneity 0

Thank God someone else realises this! Curvy is sexy, elephant is not.

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Intoxicunt 5

Thank you so much. I, too, am glad someone realizes this. "Curvy" means carrying a little bit of fat in the appropriate places. It's not the same thing as fat, where you're just fat all over and probably unhealthy.

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darkpath 0

people who are fat are not allowed to wear skinny jeans... it makes other people get sick.

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Ava_Darkflame 26

dafuq you mean not allowed to, im fat, i wear jeans, so what?

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davidarquette009 0

c'mon guys! why is everyone being so mean?! I just don't get it. I bet that half these people just sit at home all day on facebook and myspace, and texting, and not knowing how to have real face to face confrontations.

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deegirl 0

YDI for wearing skinny jeans when you're too fat for them. And who the hell has fat rolls on their butt? Eww. If it takes you more than, say 5 minutes to get your jeans on, you're too BIG for them. Go up a size.

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abbylolz 0

Don't worry my sister has skinny jeans and when she wears them it looks like an underline, but it's not fat either some skinny jeans r messed up

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Tossup 0

I'm definitely a fat person and I have plenty of confidence in myself that is not based on my appearance. I would never wear skinny jeans because they do not complement my body type. It's as simple as that. Anyone can look good when they wear clothing that FITS them appropriately - ANY stylist will say that.

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cturtle 2

Here's a tip, those aren't skinny jeans.

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Fop 6

Well some arrogant bastard here sure likes putting itself above anyone else. Any other kinds of people you want to insult? Black people maybe? Sure, you may not sit on the computer all day: Few people do. You may be skinny: Many are. You're still the scum of the earth.

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