Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed...

By Anonymous - 06/03/2014 02:09 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

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By didi - 05/01/2009 10:45 - France

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

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By Littlethings1 - 31/03/2016 17:07 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML

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By black hoodie - 19/05/2013 23:07 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I went for a walk. When it started pouring, I ran under the nearest tree for protection. It didn't occur to me that it might look suspicious hiding under a stranger's tree in a black hoodie, until the cops showed up. FML

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So sorry

By Karen - 31/08/2009 14:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML

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By happyturtle - 10/10/2013 11:27 - Croatia

Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 23:06

Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML

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By dammitrain - 13/07/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

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By anon - 29/11/2011 23:59 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML

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Wardrobe malfunction

By Oh shirt! - 02/03/2023 19:00 - United States

Today, I tried to take off my hoodie. Somehow my shirt came off with it, leaving me shirtless in public, as I sheepishly tried to put it back on. Not only were people staring, but there was a mother covering her son's eyes. FML

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By nakedness - 11/12/2011 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML

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Bano360 25

Thursday 6 March 2014 12:21

I'm sure you amused some people

ileenefudge 29

Thursday 6 March 2014 12:24

How did you not notice that your umbrella wasn't open? Isn't that something you would open right away when it's raining?

Comments

JMichael 25

Thursday 6 March 2014 16:14

Smooth move exlax.

breeyand 15

Thursday 6 March 2014 16:16

Lol aww,

ShakeDisPlace 10

Thursday 6 March 2014 16:24

People were probably driving by like, "Look at this asshat!"

Croooow 11

Thursday 6 March 2014 16:40

Did you ever stop to wonder why your umbrella wasn't working?

SabrinaK1 12

Thursday 6 March 2014 17:22

How did you not notice that!?!

japtap81 16

Thursday 6 March 2014 18:02

Apparently it wasn't raining that hard because you would have noticed your whole body was soaked.

Nish007 15

Thursday 6 March 2014 19:21

omg this made me LOL

thefastnfuryass 14

Thursday 6 March 2014 19:27

Group of bystanders: "Should we tell 'em. Naw, they'll figure it out."

Fernando83 19

Thursday 6 March 2014 19:28

First FML that has made me laugh in such a long time.

cometkeeper00 3

Thursday 6 March 2014 19:41

How the **** does this get past moderation?

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