Holidays: Today, I was walking to find a public toilet in a Chinese village....

By pooped - 13/05/2009 09:49 - China

Today, I was walking to find a public toilet in a Chinese village. While looking for the women's restroom, I stepped on a thin sheet of plastic. I fell into the toilet's waste collection area and found myself knee-deep in the villagers' faeces. FML

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You deserved it 5 868

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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Looks like we made it… Oh.

By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 23:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 198

Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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You deserved it 4 964

Sprinkler system

By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 1 395

By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 14 630

No good deed…

By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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You deserved it 6 675

Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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You deserved it 8 097

By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 18:00

Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two minutes of doing my business, it collapsed about seven inches beneath the floor. Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML

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You deserved it 398

Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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You deserved it 656

boydeee01 7

Wednesday 8 February 2012 18:08

You shouldn't call someone a retard when you use the wrong "you're".

Scheisse11 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:08

That reminds me of "Slumdog Millionaire." I am so, so sorry for you! :(

Comments

p0kegeek 4

Thursday 14 May 2009 2:49

Today I was just doing my job being a shit collection hole in a Chinese village. Then all of a sudden, some dumb bitch decided to fall into me. FML

nul_nul 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 2:53

Well it could be worse. There's been cases of villagers accidentally stepping into the holes and actually drowning because it was so deep and its almost like quicksand. Seriously. Still, sorry the hear about that.

Tsukasa_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:03

First of all why the hell is that not covered to prevent such accidents? Second who cares about "proceeded"? It's just a word. I don't even notice. Are people going to start complaining about other common words like "I" and "the"? Third, faeces is indeed spelled correctly. The spelling varies from one country to the next. Finally, FYL. Ewwww.

sucks_for_you 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:48

this thing was wrong ever since the first sentence

kel23 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 4:04

haha that just made my day.. untill #43 ruined it

zanyone 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 4:37

Chinese public bathrooms are pretty hard to find and when you do, they are messy. I feel so bad for you!

FFPianoDude 2

Thursday 14 May 2009 4:54

how the hell did that happen?

Sanrio90 8

Thursday 14 May 2009 5:27

Oh God...this is the nastiest FML I've ever seen.

ChickenAndRiceUK 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 5:37

unlucky, FYL

prttyyngthng 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 5:54

That is....by far... one of the grossest things I've ever read on here. Yeah. FYL. Seriously. IDK what dumb asses said you deserved this... HOW does someone deserve to fall into a shit hole? Ew. Just reading this makes me want to go take a shower.