Health: Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my...

By corleon198425 - 19/02/2010 18:44 - United States

Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML

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You deserved it 2 382

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Butter fingers

By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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Coordination malfunction

By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML

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You deserved it 101

By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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You deserved it 8 972

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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You deserved it 239

By Jenna Berreth - 01/08/2019 16:00

Today, being my usual clumsy self, I slipped on the stairs and landed on my tailbone. Hard. Now, I can't even sit up. I have to drive to school and sit on a very hard plastic chair for four and a half hours tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 155

Butter fingers

By SplashOuch - 05/01/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 335

Accidents will happen

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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You deserved it 9 308

By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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You deserved it 2 816

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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You deserved it 4 260

reyemrein 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:23

1. #2, are you trying to piss the grammar nazis off??? 2. #4, when you lose sight in one eye, you retain 80% of your vision but lose your depth perception so it wouldn't be too hard to type an FML

saranottelling 7

Friday 19 February 2010 23:23

"I hat stoopid peeple lik u" You hate yourself??? You have to learn to love yourself, man. SPREAD THE LOVE!

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zippit09 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:58

Blatant troll. Plenty taking the bait too :) points to allard though!

llcooljoey 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 6:25

WUT????

bigtow 2

Saturday 20 February 2010 6:37

******* niggers

pongmaster 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:29

shut up snickerdick

sum1savemeh 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:36

bitch^

pongmaster 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:43

lol noob^ snickernoob needs a life

hjrn 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:44

That sucks. I hope your eye gets better.

chickesoup 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 11:01

@#10 Racist? How is that racitst? It's fools like you that take political correcness too far. His race wasn't being insulted, therefore, no racism. Also, you spely grammar wrong...

2pac_45 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 13:46

I broke my tailbone took 3 months to heal everytime I got up it hurt

mp73 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 2:51

you're exaggerating! I was with you when this happened KASEY. nice try, you weren't even hurt but your expression was priceless when you realized you REALLY slipped on dog poop

Dilwann 27

Friday 29 March 2013 4:05

You know it's a disorder to think everything applies to you, right? Lots of people walk to work and slip. What the HELL would make you think this one happened with you around?