By corleon198425 - 19/02/2010 18:44 - United States

Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML
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reyemrein 0

1. #2, are you trying to piss the grammar nazis off??? 2. #4, when you lose sight in one eye, you retain 80% of your vision but lose your depth perception so it wouldn't be too hard to type an FML

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saranottelling 7

"I hat stoopid peeple lik u" You hate yourself??? You have to learn to love yourself, man. SPREAD THE LOVE!

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fairies633 8

well obviously u could see well enough to write this fml

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anorexicbarbie 8

they can still see you ******* retard, close one eye and you'll still be able to see, the perspective is harder to see or some shit. and op, that really sucks for you! I hope you get better, I have no clue how you even deserve this...

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ScaryyMary 14

snickerdoodles, you actually made me laugh! :D Yeah, a moment of silence for wasted java. Makes me want to pour out a beer... or maybe some half-and-half? :O

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xundria 5

@snicker: fail, you can no longer point out grammar mistakes. @29: win.

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Domonator 16

You should join that Facebook group about getting it in the eye...wait...oops...

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elledubb 0

lol... no not that group!

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tomahawkinyouall 0

NOOOO NOT THE COFFEE!!! ANYTHING BUT THE COFFEE!!! ydi for bein so clumsy lol:) but I put fyl so it's all good! I wanna submit some funny fmls but nothing crazy like this ever happens to me. I have a cool story instead! not really an fml though... lol

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camraja901 5

sucks for you bitch

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Oreogasm 5

FYL, OP. I hit my tailbone on an arm chair once (mis-calculated), and I couldn't sit right for months.

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elledubb 0

lol... that just sounds so wrong!

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texas_justice 0

...ah, #38... you misspelled 'shit'.

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rawrimamuffin 0

Haha I get it! " couldn't sHit straight for months XD hahahaha nice ... it's dissapoonting when people don't get that kind if humor... xP

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Next time don't be so clumsy. Both YDI and FYL.

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Olympian94 0

What a gilf...wait, no she isn't. She's a gidlf (don't like to ....)

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zippit09 0

Should probably be a little more careful carrying a scalding cup of coffee though :)

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xhalighx 0

HamsteronA, Really? Talking about his grammar is racist when we don't even know what race he is? So only someone of a certain race could type like that? Hmmm...

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biancster 0

I've hurt my tailbone a couple of times and it hurts so bad that I wasn't able to walk without searing pain.

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