Health: Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my...

By corleon198425 - 19/02/2010 18:44 - United States

Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML

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By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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Coordination malfunction

By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML

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You deserved it 101

By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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You deserved it 239

By Jenna Berreth - 01/08/2019 16:00

Today, being my usual clumsy self, I slipped on the stairs and landed on my tailbone. Hard. Now, I can't even sit up. I have to drive to school and sit on a very hard plastic chair for four and a half hours tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 155

Butter fingers

By SplashOuch - 05/01/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 335

Accidents will happen

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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You deserved it 9 308

By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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You deserved it 2 816

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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You deserved it 4 260

reyemrein 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:23

1. #2, are you trying to piss the grammar nazis off??? 2. #4, when you lose sight in one eye, you retain 80% of your vision but lose your depth perception so it wouldn't be too hard to type an FML

saranottelling 7

Friday 19 February 2010 23:23

"I hat stoopid peeple lik u" You hate yourself??? You have to learn to love yourself, man. SPREAD THE LOVE!

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myownenemy 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:31

now you're like me! sorta, I'm only half blind in my left eye

forever2009 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:34

Thor shehe did not deserve it! it was there fault lol

theian01 3

Friday 19 February 2010 23:37

Seriously... every letter is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. They aren't just there to look pretty.

turdburgers 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:38

You did see a doctor, right?

Spyrunner 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:42

Never drink and walk at the same time.

boopityboppity 11

Friday 19 February 2010 23:45

Your keyboard seems to be broken. Please buy a new one to save us all headaches, including yourself. Honestly, typing like that would make my head and eyes hurt. It can't possibly save you enough time to matter, if any at all. I tend to ignore grammar and spelling mistakes, but this comment was literally indecipherable.

allard 14

Friday 19 February 2010 23:45

Does anyone else get the feeling he was being sarcastic? Do you think maybe he was typing like that for a reason?

elledubb 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:49

go green and get a spill proof mug :]

myman47 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:58

@ hamersonA. are you kidding me how is that racist in anyway?? and is snickers a boy or a girl I can't tell but whatever u r ur on way to much get a fukcing life stop staying on fml every second of every year!