By RipeFlame - 14/01/2015 03:05 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, I was walking with a female friend when suddenly, my ex-girlfriend comes running down the street and says, "So, you're cheating on me with this slut, huh?!" We've been separated for a decade now. FML
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RipeFlame 18

Hey guys. Thanks for the support! I did file a restraining order and we are waiting to see what the outcome is. I said she is absolutely obsessive and she won't leave me alone.

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Misshhh 23

Who else wants a follow up on this FML?

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Comments

PenguinBitch 43

She's also been following you around and seems to know where and when you'll be. Get a restraining order and I hope she didn't convince your current girlfriend.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Yes, it sounds like op needs to carry those smoke grenades for this very reason. Op: "oh Ya" *throws smoke grenade and runs off while the girls are left coughing and wondering what just happened* Sounds like something we should all carry.

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mct_1087 27

Really? 10 years and she's still a psycho? Get a restraining order.

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martin8337 35

Some people just don't know how to move on.

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UhHuhHoney 20

I honestly don't believe this FML post is legit...

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abraybro 27

*cough* restraining order *cough*

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Vestin 18

Frankly, I'm surprised the FML doesn't end with OP being single...

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

As he was with a female friend, not a girlfriend, it wouldn't cause him to become single.

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Vestin 18

#28: Woo, I guess reading comprehension has failed me on that one... On the flip side - that explains why he didn't immediately get accused of being a cheater and dumped ;P.

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IceMan11 23

Sounds like she was trying to get you in the shit. Not knowing that you and the other girl are just friends.

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