Love: Today, I was walking with a female friend when suddenly, my ex-girlfriend... - FML

By RipeFlame - 14/01/2015 03:05 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, I was walking with a female friend when suddenly, my ex-girlfriend comes running down the street and says, "So, you're cheating on me with this slut, huh?!" We've been separated for a decade now. FML

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RipeFlame 18

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:35

Hey guys. Thanks for the support! I did file a restraining order and we are waiting to see what the outcome is. I said she is absolutely obsessive and she won't leave me alone.

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Misshhh 23

Wednesday 14 January 2015 8:41

Who else wants a follow up on this FML?

604 11

Wednesday 14 January 2015 8:37

Does she know that?

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RipeFlame 18

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:38

And I'm dating my "female friend" btw. We have a 4 month old son together and are living happily.

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 18 January 2015 16:10

Oooookay...

pitapizzaparty 18

Monday 19 January 2015 4:24

Where did she come from??? Like she randomly appeared down the street and she doesn't think that seemed stalkerish?

Klwulffy 14

Saturday 28 February 2015 16:47

Time for a restraining order :)))

OGKatalyst 4

Monday 6 June 2016 18:47

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

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