By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 08:01 - Mexico

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Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML
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canadian_ftw 8

whenever an FML says 'I tried to be funny...' it's like an instant YDI.

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x143iloveyoux 0

haaaaaaa. you so deservedd that one buddy boy(:

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Tuskenraider501 0

well at least she touched your dick op lol

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sallen0046 4

You should have enough sense to realize that if something isn't going to be funny if someone did the same to you, it isn't going to be funny when you do it to them. YDI for acting like a 12 year old, especially considering you were out walking and not even in a private, intimate setting where such play could possibly be seen as cute.

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ThisRandomChild 0

Im a chick, id have laughed my @$$ off if my bf did that to me

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arachnophile 13

Yes but by using "@$$" you're likely also of the 12 year-old mentality.

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wonderful_wendy 0

looks like it wasn't to funny.

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mintcar 9

Being slapped in the crotch isn't as painful as being kicked. Or is it considered the same to men?

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Draminicaus 0

I dunno about that one. In highschool, my class used empty pop bottles as weapons to deliver quick, soft taps to unsuspecting daddy-bags. It'd put you on the ground, to say the least. lol

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LemonStarship 5

It's ok OP just think about the sandwiches.

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ImFreeFalling 0

Here we go with all of the "get back in the kitchen/make me a sandwich" comments. The guy was being a dick. He deserved it. The girl should be telling him to go make HER a sandwich. YDI.

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