By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 08:01 - Mexico

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Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML
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canadian_ftw 8

whenever an FML says 'I tried to be funny...' it's like an instant YDI.

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pokemaster2468 0

due ur basically saying "o man, I got to touch my girlfriends boobs and tuen she touched my crotch. doesn't that stink? ya that sucks" I can't believe you

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nannu_nannu 1

Dude, you are lame. Sounds like something my exboyfriend would do. Yeah, there's a reason he's an ex. You deserve it.

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jemimadaisy 0

it beats a drunk guy come up to you and grab your breast on and off saying " booby booby booby" who am I kidding you got sack wacked ,

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