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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:21 - Australia

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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Hey guys!

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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Headshot

By sorehead - 13/07/2011 16:02 - Canada

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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On Target, almost

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

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By clumsy - 04/01/2011 15:47

Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML

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Victim blaming needs to die

By KitDi19 - 06/07/2021 18:01

Today, I was hit on by a guy while I was walking my dog. He said some crude stuff about my chest. I called my husband to pick me up, and after he'd got me my husband blamed me for it, saying I should dress more conservatively. I was wearing a tank top with a zip up hoodie (unzipped) over it, jeans, and flip flops. FML

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Better off

By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 04:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML

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katamine 17

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:21

... well you did kind of deserve it xD but still, hardened stomach muscles are quite hard to resist.. mm....

Chantallika 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:32

I'm sure you'd feel the exact same way if your boyfriend did this with a woman. Men doing this is something every woman bitches about ENDLESSLY. Women seem to think there's a double standard where when a man does something it's "wrong" and when a woman does something it's "ok". Then women wonder why men don't respect or trust them. It's because they can't because of double-standards like that. Worse yet, you're from my neck of the woods.

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FoundManyLemons 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 0:57

That sucks. You gotta learn to be sly. Your (ex-)boyfriend over-reacted, but you're probably better off without him anyway.

A_Wolfe 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:06

Does it offend you, yeah?

jonny2x4 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:11

A dude with washboard abs walking with no shirt= gaygaygayGAYYYYYYYYYYY YDI for getting distracted by a flamer.

K001 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:15

thats what you get bitch =)

Lee002 8

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:17

all women are pigs. YDI for being a disgusting perv who is unable to pay attention to her boyfriend AND risks her safety to check out some slutty guy! /endsarcasm not so nice to hear from the other side eh ladies? I was trying to write like one of those dumb feminists do when a guy can't help but look at a woman who is literally POURING out of her shirt…although I admit it got kinda weird at the slutty guy part lol

movies12 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:27

Poor op, Your boyfriend totally over reacted. Girls have to deal with it all the time with guys checking out girls, but if a girl does it with a guys, they act like little babies. FYL

crazybread101 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:33

ahahah omg u got dumped over that ... thats wack yo im pree sure he looks at other girls

whoabiach 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 2:04

thats pretty ridiculous i look at girls all the time but u have to be a ****** idiot to dump somebody for that reason i would never do that to my girlfriend

hemaroid 2

Thursday 3 September 2009 2:07

Unlike other people, I think you're an ungrateful *****. In other countries you would be put to DEATH for doing this. You already have a man, why do you need others? OP is the epitome of why men treat women like they're all ******...

bunnywuffles 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 4:54

And some other countries are RETARDED. How on earth does a girl looking at a guy make her a *****? Get out from under your rock and into this century you ******* moron.

Hacksaw 4

Thursday 3 September 2009 10:07

Those same countries tend to put people to death just for being gay, too. Basically what I'm trying to say is those countries are ******* retarded and crazy and should not be used as an example for anything other than how ****** up life can be in some parts of the world.