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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when a little guy walked up and flirted with her. I'm a pretty weak guy and he looked weaker, so I gave him a little push and said "Back off". He's actually not weak at all. I've got a black eye and a girlfriend who won't stop laughing to prove it. FML
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kurukururock 0

What's your problem? You should be flattered that another guy wants to flirt with your girlfriend, she must be attractive. If he was touching her or something, yeah, I would've gotten angry and probably told him to back off too. But that was really uncalled for, and YDI.

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dave202 0

wow you need to lighten up, not every guy who talks to your girlfriend wants to take her from you.

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aback 4

Find a girlfriend who doesn't flirt with other guys and expect you to fight over her silly ass.

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palmtrees 1

Also, there's a difference between saying something to your girlfriend or the other guy and pushing him because he looks weaker than you and you want to pick on someone so that you look like a man.

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FerrariCake 2

****. I hate being a hypocrite. Especially when everyone else is a hypocrite too. FML Sorry #23... we'll try to be better and no so hypocritical in the future.

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DrunkenValor 0

Next time kick him in the groin, don't shove him.

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srgntawesome 0

Seriously, don't post shit on the comments about being flattered and shit, people could give less of a **** about your feelings.

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Astroman129 7

This is one of the FML's that it really doesn't take too long for me to vote for, and that is because you obviously deserved it. Try not to pick fights with anyone in the future, simply because it can't help you at all. My final decision is that you deserved it.

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TysonFawlay 0

Haha, I love idiots like you thinking you're the man... If you were at all confident and not a little ******* asshole you'd have let him flirt with her while smiling and then left without making a scene.

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bre_zip_it_up13 11

ydi for picking on someone who you thought was weaker than you if you wanted if to stop flirting with her you could have told him to move and stop flirting with her im gonna put fyl because you got yo ass beat and if your girl flirted back fyl and ydi for 4 having her as a gf

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NothingToGein 0

You idiot, you deserve it for starting shit for no reason. Go join a frat so you can be super over-protective of girls to the point where it's creepy, get backed up in every fight you start by 20 other losers just like you, and maybe you'll feel better about losing your girlfriend, which you will if you keep acting like a dipshit. You deserve it a hundred times, I wish that kid had broken your arm.

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TheRealStunts 27

For no reason? If i walked up to your girlfriend WHILE YOU WERE WITH HER and i started shamelessly flirting with her would you just stand there and let me?

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xx_irish_rose_xx 0

YDI for being overly aggressive. Girls are not impressed when our bfs try to kill every guy who talks to us!

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grv_fml 4

men are not impressed when their women flirt+ with every dick around either

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DeathByIrony90 0

You sure have some douchebag frats on your campus then...I mean, so does every campus with a greek life, but most have a good group of fellows too. That's a pretty big stereotype there.

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capital_seven 0

YDI for needless violence. Also, you phrased this so that it sounds as if you got your ass kicked by a seven-year-old.

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